Top 10 ways to not get caught in the hall sweep

1. Pretend you’re the new physics teacher
2. Buy an “elevator pass” from a senior
3. Distract them with Bargeman’s donut review video
4. Throw fruit flies on them
5. Say you have to get a photo of a maskless person for @wearyourmaskwilson
6. Explain that you’re running from the anime club’s fire
7. Announce that you’re leaving early for an esports game
8. Insist you’re in the new lunch (Lunch C, haven’t you heard of it?)
9. Escape while the administrator is doing the jerk for your TikTok
10. Run

Taken out: get in footrace with security