- How many people have actually checked out books from the school library?
- When are the freshman going to hit 5 foot?
- Where is the door to the clock tower?
- What happened to the 2nd floor girls’ bathroom mirror (devious licked?)?
- What happened to DJ Barge?
- What happened to all the substitutes?
- Staff break rooms have vending machines, what else are they hiding?
- Who did the juniors bribe to get into DC history?
- How does the school materialize 800 million COVID tests every long weekend?
- What happens to all the stuff confiscated at security?