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Shirah Lister, Managing Editor

It’s a running theory that Shirah’s pizzazz, spunk, and Leo moon make her just spicy enough to be a piece of the amazing, gorgeous, show-stopping, mind-bogglingly funny, Sharah Lorgan. That’s some of it...buuuut mostly it’s her ability to read THREE HUNDRED (million) pages of Yiddish literature instantaneously. Don’t ask her to do it without three hundred (million) buckaroos at the ready… fame has tainted her spirit. And so has Astroclub (which she is the secretary of) (just don’t tell Sarah, Keyla, or MacKenzie)

 

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Walker Price: student by day, indie-folk musician by night

Walker Price: student by day, indie-folk musician by night

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor May 29, 2021

Who would’ve thought a picture taken in their backyard and some scribbles made on Thanksgiving would turn into the cover art for their first EP? Walker Price sure didn’t. Some say their music career...

The courses you should be taking next year

The courses you should be taking next year

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor April 21, 2021

In my four years at the lovely school that is Wilson, I have taken dozens (if not hundreds) of classes. Some might even call me a schedule master. Because of my expertise, I’ve decided to create a list...

Average GPA has dropped over past year

Average GPA has dropped over past year

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor March 21, 2021

The average weighted GPA of Wilson students has dropped in the past year. According to Data Coordinator Joseph Bellino, Wilson has seen an average decrease of 0.13 in weighted GPA averages between the...

Hanukkah is not ‘Jewish Christmas’: stop acting like it

Hanukkah is not ‘Jewish Christmas’: stop acting like it

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor January 10, 2021

Now that it’s December, we all get to forget about other cultures and listen to Christmas music, watch Christmas movies, eat Christmas themed food and buy Christmas themed items, and just generally assimilate....

Graphic by Sarah Morgan

Shirah and Sarah’s guide to starting the summer right!

Shirah Lister and Sarah Morgan July 1, 2020

I bet you guys were all thinking, ‘Sharah? I thought they stopped writing their hilarious satire pieces.’ Well, guess what? We would never stop writing satires. Partly because we love writing them...

Signs of Justice offers an alternative to protesting

Signs of Justice offers an alternative to protesting

Shirah Lister and Sarah Morgan June 14, 2020

What happens when you combine Wilson tiger spirit, nationwide protests against police brutality, and a deadly pandemic? Signs of Justice, pioneered by Wilson graduate Lexi Brown and Duke Ellington graduate...

Shirah and Sarah’s Guide to starting spring right

Shirah and Sarah’s Guide to starting spring right

Shirah Lister and Sarah Morgan April 12, 2020

Another day, another dollar. Another month, another satire! Welcome back to your absolute favorite part of the Beacon (that’s right, we know you skip all four pages of the News section to get here. And...

Qi Guo looks back on her path to math

Qi Guo looks back on her path to math

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor March 29, 2020

Wilson’s very own math god Qi Guo never expected to be a math teacher. She studied computer science as an undergrad, but when she came to the U.S., the university campus where her husband was teaching...

Baseball coach Silk transforms program, prepares student-athletes for college success

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor March 27, 2020

Baseball has been in current Wilson Head Varsity Baseball Coach Jimmy Silk’s life since he was a child in Sandwich, Massachusetts, where he played as a kid. “For whatever reason, I always had a...

Graphic by Sarah Morgan

Shirah and Sarah’s guide to the one day off we get in March (it’s the 20th)

Shirah Lister and Sarah Morgan March 7, 2020

Oh hello there loyal satire subscribers, it’s us, Sharah. After the many breaks that were embedded into January and February, we know you are just dying to have multiple back-to-back five-day weeks....

I did the metro challenge so that you don’t have too (please don’t)

I did the metro challenge so that you don’t have too (please don’t)

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor March 7, 2020

Red Line to Green and back to Red, to Silver to Orange to Blue to Yellow and back to Green, to Blue to Red and again to Green to Orange to Silver to Green to Red. Eleven hours, zero pee breaks, and three...

Must reads for 2020

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor February 2, 2020

1. “The Beginning of Everything” by Robyn Schneider There is no better way to start off the new decade than with a book on starting anew. “The Beginning of Everything” is about a star tennis...

Graphic by Sarah Morgan

Shirah and Sarah’s guide to breaking your New Year’s resolutions

Shirah Lister and Sarah Morgan February 1, 2020

Hey guys, it’s us, Sharah. Recently, there was a ~holiday~ that took place. If you are unaware, no worries, it’s pretty underground. It is called ‘New Years’ (we know, exotic) and many people make...

Flash from the past: Wilson then vs now

Flash from the past: Wilson then vs now

Hannah Frank and Shirah Lister January 30, 2020

It’s a sunny August day, but instead of spending it outside, you’re walking into Wilson for the first time in over two months. After the initial dread and hatred sets in, a wave of nostalgia washes...

Battle of the sections

Battle of the sections

There are eight sections of The Beacon, including visuals, that the average reader diligently scans through as they peruse the paper—and never throw on the atrium floor. For those who ask "ok... but...

Graphic by Aiden Holmes

Shirah and Sarah’s guide to skipping the the security line

Shirah Lister and Sarah Morgan December 22, 2019

Hello, loyal satire subscribers! Once again, we are back with a helpful guide to assist you in all your daily troubles. This school has 99 problems, and the security line happens to be roughly 85 of them....

JROTC prepares cadets for the future

JROTC prepares cadets for the future

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor December 20, 2019

Tucked away behind the gym, through the empty stairwell and across the laundry room lies the famed Junior Reserve Officer Corps Training (JROTC) classroom. Away from the hustle and bustle of the Wilson...

Small group of teachers continue to use Yondr bags

Small group of teachers continue to use Yondr bags

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor November 20, 2019

Last spring, Principal Kimberly Martin announced the end of the Yondr bag policy at Wilson. However, some teachers have decided to continue using the bags due to the positive impact they’ve seen in their...

Viviendo en las sombras: La falta de recursos a los estudiantes indocumentados   Falta de apoyo: educación para los estudiantes indocumentados

Viviendo en las sombras: La falta de recursos a los estudiantes indocumentados Falta de apoyo: educación para los estudiantes indocumentados

Alejandro Diaz-Lopez and Shirah Lister November 20, 2019

Aunque DCPS permite que todos los estudiantes asistan a sus escuelas públicas, sin importar su estado migratorio, los estudiantes indocumentados aún pueden enfrentar enormes problemas para obtener una...

Principals, activists meet to discuss new vape shops

Principals, activists meet to discuss new vape shops

Shirah Lister and Sarah Morgan November 20, 2019

Principals of Wilson, Deal, and Georgetown Day School (GDS) met on October 24 to discuss the proximity of Wawa and Smoke Island, which sell vaping devices. The meeting is partly in response to concerns...

JROTC is valuable; stop belittling it

JROTC is valuable; stop belittling it

Shirah Lister and Bryan Wilson November 19, 2019

The Junior Reserve Officers’ Training Corps (JROTC) sounds to some like a high school military prep program created to lead students to join the U.S. military. Even though most students who join JROTC...

Sarah and Shirahs guide to bagging that sophomore in your music class

Sarah and Shirah’s guide to bagging that sophomore in your music class

Shirah Lister and Sarah Morgan November 19, 2019

It’s that time of the year again! Not holiday season, but cuffing season. That’s right! And whether your Instagram bio says you’re ‘single AF’ or that ‘iT’s cOmpL1cAte3d’, we are here with...

Graphic by Ella Pearlman-Chang

We can’t label migrant facilities without experiencing them

Alexander Diaz-Lopez and Shirah Lister October 13, 2019

After searching for a home for the new child migrant detention center, the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) has found the ‘perfect’ place: Takoma Park. People from all wards have shared...

Graphic by Margaret Heffernan

State hate: Which states’ gotta hit the road?

Shirah Lister and Sarah Morgan October 10, 2019

Have you ever looked at the flag of the U.S. of A and thought: which sorry state is gonna have to go once DC inevitably becomes a region with votes that count? We have too. As we all know, we only have...

Graphic by Hamadi Belghachi

Students need space, not stress, to thrive

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor September 8, 2019

Less than a decade ago, Wilson renovated the building, but somewhere along the line they forgot to renovate how they teach their students. The focus on homework and testing, among other things, has led...

Graphic by Virginia Suardi

Stop giving homework over religious holidays

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor September 8, 2019

Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, Sukkot. You name it, I celebrate it, and it’s happening during the same month in autumn. You’ll probably be able to find me begging my teachers for extensions or in the attendance...

Photo Courtesy of Creative Commons

America could learn a few things from Israeli gun culture

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor June 10, 2019

Living and studying in Israel, I have been shocked to see the number of guns casually carried around by soldiers and civilians, some not much older than myself. People who, in America, wouldn’t be allowed...

Photo Courtesy of Shirah Lister

Concentration camps deserve silence, not selfies

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor June 9, 2019

A girl is posing for her friend’s camera. A parking lot packed with dozens of laughing tourist groups as they unload from buses. A cute shop with books in every language and bathroom soap that smells...

Graphic by Ayomi Wolff

Let’s learn the difference between ‘club’ and ‘union’

Shirah Lister and Shifra Waskow March 4, 2019

If you have scoured the walls of Wilson over the last couple of months, you will no doubt have seen bright, inviting posters for the Black Student Union, Jewish Student Union, Leftist Student Union, and...

Government shutdown jeopardizes federal workers’ livelihoods

Government shutdown jeopardizes federal workers’ livelihoods

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor January 28, 2019

The government shutdown has posed two important questions: how do we create financial security for the people who help run our country, and when will school shut down? Unfortunately, contrary to urban...

Bezos’s ownership of the Post shouldn’t be controversial

Bezos’s ownership of the Post shouldn’t be controversial

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor December 16, 2018

When Jeff Bezos, the CEO of Amazon, bought The Washington Post in 2013, a lot of people expected the worst. They questioned how a businessman with no prior reporting experience could manage to run a newspaper....

Photo courtesy of Wikemedia

Devos’s proposed sexual assault on campus regulations could send sexual assault survivors into hiding

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor September 30, 2018

The #MeToo movement has had a big impact on people's understanding of the trauma that is sexual assault and harassment. The message has seemed to resonate with many institutions, except, it seems, in the...

Trump clearly misunderstands DACA

Trump clearly misunderstands DACA

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor June 8, 2018

It’s been months since Trump announced that he would end Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA), yet his tweets show that he is still misinformed about the program. DACA doesn’t accept applicants...

Conservative response to youth activism shows why we need it

Conservative response to youth activism shows why we need it

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor May 9, 2018

Generation Z is often seen as lazy and uninterested in politics. Conservatives talk about Generation Z kids as being apathetic and disengaged. After all, we have all the technology in the world in our...

Sexism present in science products

Sexism present in science products

Shirah Lister, Managing Editor January 26, 2018

The Science Techno Barbie comes with a spinning closet rack, a rotating shoe rack, and a washing machine. The gendered appliances reinforce sexist stereotypes instead of breaking down a barrier. While...

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